FashionVOTE by He...Who Wore it Better?

How long has it been since we have done one of these "Who Whore it Better" features? This weeks showdown is between two phone addicts, both in short shorts and wedges. Like most girls in this damn city, bags so big they could literally fit inside them. Let's break down the looks and see how they did.

Girl 1: The NYC Girl: Lots of friendship bracelets, very popular right now, and don't take that as a sign she has lots of friends, people are just buying them without friends to match up with. This chick is definitely more of a NYC girl whereas girl 2 is more of a tourist. Black shirt, short jean shorts, ray-ban sunglasses and some pretty cool wedges. Not sure if you can see in the pic, but if you zoom in, they have gold studs running along the bottom. Nice addition.
Girl 2: The Tourist: She is a little lost, waiting for a friend, checking the phone to see what the hell she is waiting for. Short black shorts, high wedge shoes, long necklace right down the center of her chest. (He has written about this before, long necklaces, make the boobs look nicer, it gets right in between them perfectly) She must of also got the memo on the extremely large bag, seems absurd at this point, but girls will be girls.

FashionVOTE by He...Who Wore it Better?

Holy mother of god, hot sisters. It wasn't that long ago He was talking about about amazing Vanessa Hudgens was looking at Coachella and now she's back on the blog again. Vanessa is out shopping with sister Stella, and obviously doing a great job at showing her the ropes of looking good. Let's break down the looks and see how they did.

Vanessa: He has learned that Vanessa is wearing a Love Heals, Jen's Pirate Booty Jewelry and Blu Moon Baby doll Dress all from Planet Blue. The girl goes shopping in heels, how can He not like this already. She is rocking an upper arm bangle, and we know by now that's one of He's favorite ways to style jewelry. Oozing hotness, makes He want to pick up and move to warm weather Xali.
Stella: Not even sure that He can technically write about Stella or even how old Stella is, but this chick learns fast. High waisted jean shorts and heels, bingo! If you are gonna wear short shorts, make your legs look 10x longer by strapping on a pair of heels. Leopard heels and you are ready to party.

FashionVOTE by He...Who Wore it Better?

He honestly cannot believe that it has taken this long for Mary-Kate and Ashley to make an appearance on the blog. Believe it or not, He honestly believes that given one night out with either of these two and He could win their hearts over. Not even joking a little bit. Also not even sure if that sounds creepy, but it isn't suppose to be. They are just gorgeous. The pic above, in the white, is probably He's number one ranked picture of her all time. Upper Arm Bangle, regular bangle, just straight killing it. So, MK if you are reading this, you can email He your number. He can promise you at least one night to remember, after that it's up to you, but He is thinking you'll want to keep things going. FashionVOTE by He - Who Wore it Better? CFMA Fashion Awards 2010 on the top left, 2011 on the top right. Either way, these girls can do no wrong.

FashionVOTE by He...Who Wore it Better?

Welcome back to our weekly FashionVOTE by He - Who Wore it Better? Except this weeks version is two horrible looks, and He is wishing you all the best of luck trying to figure out who wore it better. He breaks down the two looks...

Taylor Sift: Previous He ripped about how ugly this bathing suit was, and how horrible she looked. Nothing has changed, its an ugly f*cking bathing suit, and He has yet to see one woman make the high waisted swimsuit look good. Think you do, feel free to send He a pic, but the odds are not in your favor.
Kesha: Or who the f*ck no has this one even spells her name. This chick put on more weight then Jessica Simpson, like damn, did she eat a whale outta that ocean? He thinks we can all agree that bathing suit has seen better days, probably dying to get off her. The only decent thing about this look is that the high waisted bathing suit is probably holding some of her stomach back.

FashionVOTE by He...Who Wore it Better?

Pretty much looking at twins right now, but still it could be fun to play the game anyway.  "Who Wore it Better." Should be interesting and He is thinking that these two duos match up pretty well.  Let's break down the looks and see how they did.

Girls 1: You might remember her for a post awhile back when He said this dress was way too long. "This chick was legit good looking, nice dress, what He would imagine is probably a nice bag, but having a dress like this get dirty and drag all over the city cannot be good for business. Kinda gross actually, probably should've worn heels and this would be an issue."
Girls 2: Wedgie Picker! Not a big deal, happens to the best of us, well not everyone ends up on Fashion by He, but so is life. Another uber long dress, as least this chick has a belt to kind of break up the fabric.
-He

Time for the ArmHE to Vote:
Vote I Agree: Girl #1
Vote I Disagree: Girl #2