Showing posts with label War on UGGS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label War on UGGS. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Coco Perez is Now Stealing from Fashion by He...

POST FROM December 6, 2010: This video could have only been better if it was produced by Fashion by He. But regardless this video is AMAZING! Dead on balls accurate. Join the WAR ON UGGS by getting your UGG Vaccine today!
-He


Still love this video! Since it is starting to be "Ugg Season" for you ugglies out there, figured it was a good time to repost! Who better to have it on their website first then Fashion by He? He posted this Video on December 6, 2010, it is now just going up on CocoPerez, kind of thought they were a big deal? Guess He was right after all, Fashion by He is the King of Fashion!
-He

P.S. Thanks to TheCollegeCouture for the heads up

Sunday, October 16, 2011

The ONLY 3 Places Flats Are Allowed!

As He walks around the city during lunch break, He sees a little bit of everything but mostly the flats are what catches or doesn't catch He's eyes. He thought He would put together a list of acceptable places for Flats...Keep in mind, in reality flats should never be worn.

1) A Long Stroll - fairs, festivals, full day of walking, but most of the time wedges should be worn
2) The Beach - sandals, hard to walk in heels or wedges on the sand.
3) Snowy and Rainy days - Never UGGS, but hunter boots are fine
4) ...umm...Nah that's about it

Got any other places to days that He should allow flats? Leave a comment with your suggestion

Saturday, October 15, 2011

FashionINTERNATIONAL by He...NYC

"shoes that are not okay in any way shape or form ever"
It's like the trifecta of the ugliest effing shoes I've ever seen: hot pink uggs (it's like 75 degrees outside, what's wrong with you?), weird almost fake uggs with fake buckles and fake leather and fake fur lining but real hideousness, and yes, sparkly fitflops. No she wasn't fit. I felt like this needed to be addressed. -Gianna

Some weeks He gets more emails then others with pics from the ArmHe. But He encourages everyone to send in your fashion suck pics to He. Back to the issue at hand: Gianna could not be more right, its been very hot in NYC, not that cold weather would allow Pink UGGS either but there is just now less of a reason to wear them. Girl 2, fake uggs, if you're gonna wear them, they should at least be real, are you just trying to get He to hate you more? Girl 3: fitflops, these are like those dumb sketchers that are suppose to make you skinny by just walking, calling bulsh*t on these. It's just ironic, that you only see fat people wearing these fit flops and shapeups...get a clue, they don't work, try putting down the fork.

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Long Beautiful Legs...

...ruined by UGGS. Just another pair of UGGS turning beautiful long legs into short stubby elephant trunks

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

READER EMAIL: Metallic Fur Uggs...


Hey!
Let me preface this by saying that I'm sorry for ruining your day. If you thought Uggs couldn't get any worse, I'm afraid you were a little too preemptively optimistic.

METALLIC UGGS
Excuse me, I left something out (as if that weren't enough:)
METALLIC FUR UGGS.
I saw a mid-twenties, otherwise pretty woman on the subway a few days ago, and I was shocked. Let's just saw I heard more than a few snickers as she stepped off the platform.
I couldn't get a picture, but it looked like a combination of these (see attached.)
I mean, I'm in eighth grade and I know this is wrong!
Sincerely,
Sarah C
(A very young and very disgusted ArmHe member)

Well Sarah, Thanks for the email. First off you didn't ruin He's day in fact you made it 100x better. Anytime someone joins the War on UGGS, He smiles a little bit bigger. The fact that the ArmHe has 8th grade members means that Fashion by He is reaching the youth of this world young enough to shape their little minds. Hopefully by the time these young ArmHe members grow up they will shape the fashion world under He's rule.

It is hard for He to even imagine combining metallic uggs and fur uggs. Just way too much to handle on a Monday. But yea there is no way that can possibly look good. Just another day of the War on Uggs in full affect, see someone in UGGS and point and laugh. Bingo!

Two Girls Walking in the Ugliest Shoes Ever...

UGGs on the left. Pocahontas on the right...are these friends made for each other or what? Get off He's streets with those ugly ass shoes.

Sunday, October 2, 2011

Not Everyone Can Wear Leggings as Pants...

If you are going to wear black leggings and keep in mind He isn't trying to be too mean here, the majority of people need to wear a long top to cover up their ass. There is always the argument that leggings are not pants, but what is missed is that little star (*) that should go on the argument. Leggings can be pants, but only on the right body type. You know who you are, there are the cans an can nots, nothing wrong with being a can bot, but you need to dress more accordingly.
-He

P.S. He knows He totally avoiding the UGGs in this picture, but if you didn't' realize how stumpy they make your legs look by now, well there is no eye doctor in the world that is gonna be able to help you out.