For the Fashionable Beekeeper...

For the beekeeper in your life, how about a ridiculously overpriced beekeeper coat. At just $1,700, you can make your friendly beekeeper the happiest guy on the block with this ugly as sin jacket this holiday season. Any takers? Nope...didn't think so.
-He

See People Do Walk Around in High Heels...

Probably the most intense heels we have every seen. Not even sure where the shoe starts and the leather/pleather pants end. The gold cowboy boot spur accents are definitely overkill. But it is hard to hate on a chick walking the streets of the city shopping in big girl heels.
-He

It's F*cking Hot...Swamp Ass Alert!

ASYLUM: This time of the year, everyone seems to get a chafin' case of the hot and moist wave of undercarriage horror better known as summer swamp ass-- especially in Gotham. That's why Asylum reached out to the working men and women who likely get the nastiest (and most frequent) cases of the thing tushies hate the most, and asked for their remedies.

"Just wear loose shorts and do baby powder if you have to." -- Louie, 41, Fed Ex Driver

"Take a dunk in the river when no one's looking." -- Sheri, 47, physical therapist

"A bit of dusting from the green bottle of Gold Bond keeps my butt dry all day. And I drink lots of ice water to keep me cool from the inside out." -- Sam, 31, gym trainer

"If you have a choice of chairs to sit on, pick the hard, wooden ones. Anything with cushions is bound to make you sweat." -- Guy, 28, personal assistant

"Jump in a cold tub of water, ditch the underwear for new ones and stay inside with the air conditioning." -- Trevor, 49, truck driver

"I just keep pulling my boxers away from my ass and deal with it until I'm home." -- Jim, 22, UPS driver

"You don't beat swamp ass. You just have to man up." -- Martin, 59, unemployed

Found this article and thought it was kinda humorous and kinda of all right on point. Swamp Ass is an epidemic that ruins people worldwide. Sometimes impossible to avoid, looks miserable, and usually only around for a few months. Be safe out there and watch your ass, it could be soaked.

A Fashion Designer You Will NEVER Hear About

What Does HE Think of Jason Troisi (Another Guys POV about Fashion)
jason M Troisi

He gets this email a week ago or so, and like all of you has no idea who the hell this guy is. Google him and you see he was on Project Runaway. The best part was, Jason was voted worst outfit week 1, and got the boot on week two!  Well tried to email this guy back and forth a few times trying to figure out what exactly he wanted He to write about. Could NOT figure it out for the life of me. Finally Jason sends He a faceook link and his website. Well Jason has 35 facebook fans, WOW must be some great stuff going on this page.
If Jason is no good for Heidi, then he is no good for He.Let's hope he kept his day job.
-He

Couture Fashion Shows Make He Laugh...

He laughs because it's funny. Designers spend hours, days, months creating these the most absurd looking dresses and outfits on Earth...but for what? Pretty much nothing. This isn't a hit against Iris Van Herpen, but as long as designers keep coming up with these sort of fashion shows, He is gonna be there to watch, point and laugh.

Nothing Better then Bird Face...

Thank god He finally found this. Can only imagine how many people have been looking for that feather face mask for summer.

Man Takes a Step Backward in Shoe Design...

Not sure what type of fashion is going on over in Norway, but the designer of these Wooden Platforms, needs to take a step into 2011 and outta the year 1011.Who wants to bet that this designer designs a wheel next and then thinks he is some sort of genius. Sorry buddy, we ain't buying your ugly ass wooden block of a shoe.

Signs You Desperately Need a Life...

Stealing Granny's P*nties?

Nothing worse then a girl with a tight dress on and her underwear lines are sticking out all over the place. Just totally ruins and outfit. But yes this outfit was ruined as so as she put on those blue slippers.

The Wrong Way to Wear Sequins...

Not sure how well this shows up, but from bottom to the top it goes like this:

-sneakers
-black leggings
-sequin skirt
-some sort of black and white leopard print tank
-gold sequin glittery bag

All the wrong things, in all the wrong ways.

Kitten Stripper Heels?

Who else wears clear heels like that?

FashionINTERNATIONAL by He...NYC

Thanks to @Jaclyn_Francis for the tip

Love getting pictures from the ArmHe out in the streets. Can't even find words for this, did she just fall into a vat of tye-dye and then call it a day?

Like Mother, Like Daughter...

Sorry ladies but if your mom is a terrible dresser, odds are you suck too. Don't believe He? Let's take a look a this picture right now. Mom is in some sort of jeans that He has never seen before, what the f*ck is that black stripe thing down the side? Now look at the daughter! What in gods name are those things on her feet? We can officially mark this down as two things in the world He has never seen before, what are the odds its all in the same picture.

Please Hide the Ugly Bras...

Nothing much to say here, this look is bad.

Fashion by He...Wedding Edition

 

He is not married, and knows little about planning and designing a wedding, but what He does know is fashion. From first glance of this wedding party He knew we had a problem. Orange bridesmaid dresses with Red roses DO NOT go together. That He is sure of. Who on Earth decided to let the mother of the bride wear a Brown Dress and hold Red Flowers? Is this entire family blind or just fashion incapable?

Guys Can Look Weird Too...

 

Weird hat, big red bow tie, silver high tops. Sorry but this dude isn't getting a He Approval. Not Today, not tomorrow, not ever.

Remember Those Hairy JCrew Tights?

A while back JCrew featured these leggings on their website, but immediately got heat for it because it made women look like they had hairy legs. Well He guesses before everyone in the world got a notice a few unfortunate women purchased them. He never thought though after trying them on that someone would still wear them.

All Matching Yellow ShowDown...Who You Got?

Ah yes the old who wore it better routine. This time its more of a joke, we got the brother on the left with yellow swagger all over the place. Probably blasting "Black and Yellow" from the headphones. Meanwhile we got this little bumblebee on the right in her mini kitten heels, probably doesn't know what "Black and Yellow" is but is still covered head to toe in it. If you as He they both look equally as ridiculous, there is matching, and then there is this.

Has Anyone Seen Pirates of the Caribbean?

Is it just He or was Davy Jones from Pirates of the Caribbean walking the streets of NYC this past weekend? Kinda thought the whole point of the movie was that He couldn't leave the boat and go onto land? Maybe He missed something...

Fashion Boobies ...Gross!

Let He try and explain exactly what we are looking at here. This woman during the height of the NYC heat waive took it upon herself to stroll around the streets of ny in this yellow sheer dress. White shoes and white ganny p*ntes. All extremely visible to the naked eye. You might have notice He left off a description of her top, well thats because there wasn't one, clear shot, straight through, full visibility of the ta-tas. There is just no need for that, He is all about the #NoBraRevolution but that doesn't mean everyone should parttake.

P.S. Is it at all possible she was just trying to copy Tess from the Little Black List?