the NOT Shoe of the Week...Two Lips

Damn homey, there is a lot going on with these weeks Shoe of the Week by Two Lips. First off, is Two Lips suppose to be a sexual innuendo? Maybe He just has a gross mind. Anyyyyyway...top right pic is kinda cool, a hot shoe for spring weather. The other two heels are just so insane He had to post them. Not sure anyone should be wearing the gold one, but whatever. The bottom left one's aren't as terrible, but something different. Thoughts?

Victoria Secret Home of the Cheeky Bottom...

By now we all know that He's favorite thing for summer is the Cheeky Bottom. If you have any ass at all you will make an investment in one of these style bathing suits if you know what is good for you. Victoria Secret has a pretty nice collection themselves of cheeky bottoms. So while the weather is slowing starting to warm up, He suggests you head over to any bathing suit store, He has mentioned quite a few brands on the site already: Tavik, Bikini Thief, but no matter what suit you buy, GO CHEEKY IN 2011!

Stringkini Makes He Smile

Hell they didn't invent it, but they sure as sh*t made it sexy. Does anyone make a sexier commercial then VS? Can someone say Cheeky-Heaven?

Of Course, You Want to F ck He...

It appears Victoria Secret is trying to get all clever for Valentines Day. A couple of quick thoughts on these.
Call Me - If you are waiting for He to see this message until He gets to your underwear, well not so sure. And if you want He to call you, should you at least tell He what to call you.
I French Kissing - Well again nothing like the last minute, He means come on already, He is down to your thong, and now you want to tell He you like to kiss...weird timing yet again.
I want to F ck You - well of course you do, you already let the guy go this far to see your underwear. Just a matter of time now before the smushing begins.

P.S. Thanks to HottHe Katy for the tip.

Cuddling Up Next to He....

Well with more snow falling in NYC, He got an emailing asking for Tips on good "cuddling up" apparel. It was actually a great idea, middle of winter, what is better then sleeping late, breakfast in bed, and cuddling up on the couch? Who wouldn't want an opportunity to do that with He for a weekend? In case you did get the chance, here is a little preview of what He would expect from a CozHe lady, listed in no special order.

1) Yoga Pants - Leggings - Gods give to man.
2) Hanes White Tank Tops - aka wife beaters - No Bra Needed - one of He's Favorite looks of all times.
4) Boyfriend Button down - Means it was a good night, pair with boy shorts for extreme happiness.
5) Pajama Pants - Cute but Pajama shorts are cuter
6) Boy shorts - Never Granny P*nties, no way no how, Boy shorts are the way to go, pair with a tank top, long sleeve shirt, pretty much anything and He will be happy.
7) T-Shirts - The softer the better, a boyfriends, a hand-me-down, but again He prefers the bra remains on the floor.
8) Lingerie, Lace, Babydolls, Teddys, etc - Don't get He wrong, He loves all of these, but are better at night then they are in the morning. Make the switch over to something more comfortable and cute. Leave the sexy and hot outfits as a memory of the night.

And of course no matter what you end up wearing, remember, He takes He's coffee black, eggs over easy and butter on white toast.
-He