Showing posts with label Jersey Shore. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jersey Shore. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

He Gives Sammi Sweatheart FashionHELP...

Good looking girl, don't get He wrong here, but Jersey Shore Sammi needs some serious FashionHelp by He. He usually doesn't do posts like this, but after watching this show, He could not longer keep He's mouth quiet.

1) Stop touching your hair so much. She is either running her hands through it or playing with it ever 1 second. It's f*cking enough already. You have good hair leave it the f*ck alone, god dammit, you make He want to shave your head.

2) Stop wearing Bras! Sammi wears a bra with every single outfit. We are not talking about a big chested girl either. When you wear a dress with the bra built in, no back, and the dress is skin tight, NO BRA NEEDED! They built in the damn bra for you woman!

3) Hoop earrings are gross. Toss them in the trash.

Consider yourself lucky He took time out of He's day to make you look better on TV. Your welcome Sammi.

Friday, September 2, 2011

BREAKING NEWS: Is Snooki Going Bald?


It is understood that every girl on this show wears extensions, and that's fine. But pretty sure you don't have to shave your head to have extensions put in. Does Snooki wear wigs all the time? Is she going bald? Does she shave her head? The hair in front looks real, but this is absolutely a shaved head/balding scenario. Scary Stuff.
-He