Sunday, October 16, 2011

What Your Bathing Suit Says About You...

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What Your Bathing Suit Says About You


With it being summer and all, He thought this would be a fun time to discuss the different type of bathing suits out there. This guide was meant to complete offend everyone and anyone who reads it.

Bathing Suit Styles
Cup Top: Small boobs, suck it up, wear a normal top and be confident with your body. you can still look good.
Bandeau: Probably wearing something sexy later that night, no arm tan lines for you.
Cheeky Bottom:
Cover Up/Shorts/Dress/Tankini/T-Shirt: This category pretty much is for anyone who doesn't or won't be seen in a full on bathing suit: Back to the gym you go, someone isn't ready for summer.
One Piece/Monokini: Something to hide but you still like to have a good time. He prefers the sexy crochet styles. A lot of girls are using the mono-kini as a way to hide the stomach fat, well news flash we still see it coming out the sides.
Speedo: Really? Time for a trip to the bathing suit store, grow up, this ain't the olympics.
Untied Back/Topless: You appreciate you how look, take care of your appearance, and you are most likely good looking. You are probably also wearing heels to the beach, sweet.
Buckles/Bling: Trashy